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Fap Along With Harlot: Porno My Boss Would Watch

October 22, 2017
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I’ve got an interesting relationship with my boss. She’s a pretty awesome dyke who is definitely a bit of a pervert. We hang out all day long, sometimes our wives join us in hangouts on the weekends. Last week though, we got into a conversation about porn preferences and I was telling her about these […]

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Company Offers Night With A Porn Star To Year’s Best Employee

July 4, 2017
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Many companies offer rewards to their best employees in order to motivate them to work harder. These incentives typically range in value and are mainly designed to make hard workers work harder while lackluster employees continue to do just enough to avoid getting fired. For those who feel like hard work is not its own […]

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IT Workers Found To Use Risky Sex To Cope With Stress

June 17, 2017
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With the world rapidly becoming more dependent on technology, IT professionals are finding themselves in high demand. What was once a field commonly associated with installing printers and rebooting computers has become responsible for maintaining the networks and devices that every company needs to do business. The stress of being easily replaceable while being at […]

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Survey Says: Most Women Prefer Alone Time Over Sex?

May 18, 2017
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A long standing assumption in most cultures is that men care more about sex than women. This is observable in popular images of men in media that depict handsome playboys who are always on the hunt for a new casual sex partner while women are more cautious and reserved. While studies in recent years have […]

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Survey Says: Coffee More Important than Sex?

April 19, 2017
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International Coffee Day was last week and in order to discover how much people love their bitter brews, a study was conducted by Le Méridien Hotels & Resorts. Guests were asked a series of questions to determine which of life’s pleasures and vices they would be willing to give up instead of their favorite caffeine […]

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Have Sex, Acquire Currency?

March 18, 2017
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When they aren’t discovering ways to make technology better or unlocking the secrets of the human brain, you can usually find scientists using research and statistics to state the obvious. This time they’ve found some data that shows people who earn more money have more sex. Shocking! Researchers from the University of Bonn came to […]

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Getting Laid on Company/Government Time

March 4, 2017
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My ideal work situation involves nudity, office chairs with dildos attached to the seats and shuffling around assorted post-it notes while collecting large, six figure paychecks. I’m well aware that I’ll never be able to jot down that glorious job description in my resume, but at least I get to spend a few hours plugging […]

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Sex is on the Agenda

January 14, 2017
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When I was younger, getting laid was my top priority. I’d spend my days in the office scouring Craig’s List on the DL to set up my sex session for the evening. If I didn’t have a new sex adventure planned before I punched out, I’d get in touch with one of my standby dicks […]

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Scientists Discover Optimal Life-Sex-Work Ratio

November 17, 2016
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Science is a cruel mistress. Every so often they discover the scientifically best way to be happy, live forever, or please your lover but it’s some impractical method that no one with a job or adult responsibilities could manage. For example, after conducting a lot of research on a bunch of people’s lives and determining […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Bad Week No More

September 24, 2016
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Like some of you Peepz, this week was a long one. Work seemed to drag on forever and I had so much to do that I mentally checked out and managed to get zero things accomplished. All I wanted was to hang out at my desk, grab my favorite vibrator, and pleasure myself. When I […]

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