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Scientists Discover Optimal Life-Sex-Work Ratio

September 22, 2018
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Science is a cruel mistress. Every so often they discover the scientifically best way to be happy, live forever, or please your lover but it’s some impractical method that no one with a job or adult responsibilities could manage. For example, after conducting a lot of research on a bunch of people’s lives and determining […]

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Don’t Feed Your Jizz to Your Boss

August 20, 2018
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I’m down for cum eating. As long as you don’t eat a diet of straight up asparagus and black coffee, I’m probably down to take a taste of what happens to be dripping out of your dick. My only rule is that you tell me when you’re about to blow because I like a little […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Wanking While Working

June 2, 2018
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My posts for Peeperz usually get written a week or so before you actually get to read them. Right at this very moment, as I’m banging away at the filthy keyboard on my laptop, I’m on a long holiday weekend. I don’t miss working. I’m half dreading going into the office bright and early tomorrow […]

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Company Seeking Qualified Applicants For Sex Toy Testers

May 10, 2018
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My motto has always been “if you’re going to do something, do it right.” I’d rather do nothing at all than do something half-assed, and when it comes to reviewing sex toys it’s important to give a full-assed effort. You’re basically masturbating in place of anyone interesting in buying a product and that’s a huge […]

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Baltimore City Worker Fired For Watching Porn On The Job!

May 3, 2018
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Someone once told me that boredom amplifies everything that makes you unhappy. It can cause you to do things you normally wouldn’t and has resulted in the demise of many parties, relationships, and even careers. This is what one city worker at a Baltimore water treatment plant learned the hard way. He had apparently been […]

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Federal Employees Watch A Lot Of Porn At Work

February 11, 2018
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Working for the government isn’t easy. Nobody likes to work that hard so they over hire and micromanage every task to the point where most employees have nothing to do all day. Thankfully there’s internet pornography. A new report generated by the Freedom of Information Act has discovered just how much porn federal workers are […]

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What Do Porn Stars Do When They Retire?

December 2, 2017
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There was a time in the porn industry where aside from nude models and amateurs, there were only a handful of stars that everyone knew and loved. People like Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick and Chasey Lain were almost like elected officials whose job it was to help us masturbate and they were paid accordingly. Things […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Porno My Boss Would Watch

October 22, 2017
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I’ve got an interesting relationship with my boss. She’s a pretty awesome dyke who is definitely a bit of a pervert. We hang out all day long, sometimes our wives join us in hangouts on the weekends. Last week though, we got into a conversation about porn preferences and I was telling her about these […]

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Company Offers Night With A Porn Star To Year’s Best Employee

July 4, 2017
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Many companies offer rewards to their best employees in order to motivate them to work harder. These incentives typically range in value and are mainly designed to make hard workers work harder while lackluster employees continue to do just enough to avoid getting fired. For those who feel like hard work is not its own […]

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IT Workers Found To Use Risky Sex To Cope With Stress

June 17, 2017
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With the world rapidly becoming more dependent on technology, IT professionals are finding themselves in high demand. What was once a field commonly associated with installing printers and rebooting computers has become responsible for maintaining the networks and devices that every company needs to do business. The stress of being easily replaceable while being at […]

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