Technology Vs. Intimacy Thanks To Condoms

by Alpha Harlot on June 18, 2018

If you’ve been reading my Peeperz posts for the last 7 years, you know I’m a stickler for condom use in my bedroom. Porno is a fantasy land and, if I’m being honest, I prefer porno without condoms. In real life though? No dick was going to walk through my door unless it was wrapped up in a rubber.

Cheeky condom ads have been around for years and years. Sex sells, so when you’re trying to advertise a product that has everything to do with sex, it only makes sense to turn things up a notch. Companies that sell sex products like to spice things up as much as the governmental agencies around the world will allow.

Speaking of allowing…

My wife and I implemented a, “No phones in the bedroom,” policy last month. It has revolutionized the way we communicate with each other. Before we pass out to catch some Zzz’s

The folks at Skyn Condoms seem to have been peeking into our window though. Their new ad campaign is all about getting back in touch with each other by putting down the technology. They want to save intimacy and you Peepz know I’m down with that.

Do you bring your phone into bed with you when you’re ready to decompress? Skyn Condoms thinks that you should break that habit. By paying attention to the person you are laying next to, you can gain back the intimacy that is missing. They made me realize how often I’m likely to grab for my phone rather than grabbing for my wife’s boobs. It’s not that I don’t enjoy her boobs. They are my favorite boobs in the world. It’s that I am often distracted by the stimulation that the Internet provides.

It’s an addiction that I need to get a handle on.

Tonight I’m going to swipe my wife’s phone. We are going to have a romantic candle lit dinner because this fucking condom ad made me feel guilty as hell. Even though we leave our phones out of the bedroom at the end of the night, we’re still on them all the time. There is no reason for us to be checking emails and texts 24 hours a day. Whatever Pokemon pops up we can catch tomorrow. Skyn is right, we should be more intimate all the time, not only when we are fucking

Here’s the ad from Skyn Condoms YouTube Channel:

When you go to bed tonight keep the phone on your dresser and get a little bit closer to whoever you snuggle, even if it’s your pillow. Enjoy your down time away from the technology that we’re all addicted to.

Source: Adweek

Image: Puma Swede in Extra Large Condom Situation by Brazzers

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