Texas Company Releases, Immediately Recalls Viagra Coffee

I remember seeing an interview with Ernest Borgnine where he explained his secret to staying lively well into his 90s. After beating around the bush for a minute he finally leaned in and whispered to the host that me masturbates regularly. The quiet response was captured on his microphone and everyone on the show had a good laugh.

While the hosts assumed he was joking, Ernest appeared dead serious.

Taking the time to properly abuse your genitals is like an important part a healthy breakfast. We’ve read a handful of articles over the years touting the benefits of regular masturbation and Ernest is living proof that an occasional game of five-on-one keeps you on your toes. Still, one has to wonder if his sexual appetite was the cause of his youthfulness or simply just a sign of it.

As men age their bodies produce less testosterone, the hormone responsible for male sex drive and likelihood of starting a bar fight. There are ways to cheat this natural process, but for those without access to TRT there are plenty natural supplements. For example, one company from Texas released a brand of coffee with boner enhancing additives. Sounds sexy… and dangerous?

Bestherbs Coffee LLC marketed the laced coffee to the kind of people who would buy coffee that’s supposed to give you a boner. However after it was discovered that an ingredient of the dick brew was “structurally similar” to sildenafil, the generic name for Viagra, they chose to recall the product.

Viagra works by messing with your blood pressure to stimulate flow to the penis. As a result the drug is not recommended for use by people with high blood pressure or heart conditions. Rather than risk someone have a heart attack along with their morning erection, Bestherbs asked customers to return the product to their Texas headquarters. Never mind the fact that these people probably shouldn’t be drinking coffee either.

Given that this was a voluntary recall by the company, I suspect those with a heart healthy enough for sex may be out to buy whatever stock of the coffee is still available. The thought of Viagra coffee sounds sexy, delicious, and dangerous- like a knife made out of chocolate.

Via ksdk.com

Image: Victoria Summers in Ass-isting the Barista by Brazzers

  • Doesn’t drinking a bunch of caffeine give you erectile dysfunction? Your poor wiener wouldn’t know what to do after you drank that stuff.