Texas Couple Caught Fucking In A Movie Theater

by RICK RODAY on November 29, 2017

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One of the advantages of my current lifestyle is having free afternoons to see matinee movies. They’re my favorite not only because of the reduced price, but also the deal on (last night’s) popcorn and the significantly smaller crowds. Sometimes my lady friend and I are the only ones in the theater. We’d be really tempted to make out if we weren’t both preposterously introverted.

Two people terrified of drawing attention from strangers can make a powerful couple, but we also make for a seemingly boring one. Our conversations over dinner consist of softly spoken flirting and muffled giggles. Though the privacy of an empty theater could be a great place for public displays of secret affection, we’d both be worried about being caught by a nosey attendant.

If only we were as cool as Melissa Feist-McCuistion and Adam Emmet Lee of San Antonio, Texas.

These uninhibited, middle-aged lovers were enjoying a midnight movie at the Santikos Casa Blanca theater and decided to use the cover of darkness for a bit of romance. They took off their pants and started having sex during the movie and everything was going great until an assistant manager caught them in flagrante delicto.

Clearly jealous of them enjoying their movie going experience a little too much, the employee quickly ran and reported the couple to his boss. After calling police and confronting the pair they found the woman on top of her boyfriend with a small blanket covering them both from the waist down. The manager told her to get off her lover and reprimanded them about fucking in public. Hmph!

According to police reports the pair was surprised by the confrontation and “stood there for a long time” before putting their clothes back on. Maybe it’s really hard to follow the plot of a movie while having lewd public sex AND being scolded by a theater employee holding one of those tiny light sabers.

When deputies arrived the couple was charged with public lewdness and booked into county jail. They were promptly released after posting bail and are now out there, living much cooler lives than me.

Not that I’m jealous they have the courage to do more than sit quietly during a movie holding hands. Not only did they pay full price for a midnight screening, I bet they didn’t even get to see how their movie ended. They had to go home and read the plot summary on Wikipedia like suckers.

Via mysanantonio.com

Image: Cherie Deville in A Movie Date Dicking by Brazzers

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