The Only Sexy Lap Dance Tricks You’ll Ever Need!

by Lola Byrd on February 22, 2017

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Valentine’s Day has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean that you have to stop giving your man lap dances. Yes, that’s right. I said “your man,” it could be “your woman” or “your person of fluid gender” it doesn’t really matter. What matters here is that that person is “yours” and that you calls them “yours” on a regular basis, because that’s not creepy at all.

Sydney Pole knows that giving a good lap dance is a skill you can put to good use all year round.

If you’re in the Sydney, Australia region I suggest you take a class at the Sydney Pole studio to get the best out of your lap dance education. However, if like me you live across the world from Australia consider checking out the following video to learn all the sweet and nasty lap dance tricks you can cram under your belt.

Giving a good lap dance really is a skill you can put to use all your life. You never know when it could come in handy. Put that ish on your resume and say goodbye to unemployment. Sure, you might have to deal with gross people wanting to rub their junk on you, but then you get to rub your junk in their face so it’s a win win.

Check this video:

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  • There’s no way that’s her real name.

    • Erswi

      You are 100% correct. Just a stage name.

      Her real name is Cindy Pole.

  • Zach Becvar

    Being good at giving lap dances is an art. I know because I sat through a few bad ones.

    • How bad were they?

      • Zach Becvar

        I had one where the girl didn’t seem to dance so much as have a seizure in my lap. She never got in rhythm with the song that was playing, she also stopped about halfway through the song and basically demanded that I tip her. There was another where the girl was more interested in trying to talk to another dancer who was also giving a lap dance, and in an attempt to stroke my face (I think) she damn near stabbed me in the eye with her thumb. Which was kind of impressive actually considering I wear glasses.

        • Oh man, that does sound sad. I’ve only had one lap dance in my life and it was pretty awesome.

          • Zach Becvar

            I’ve had some good ones too, but the bad ones were really bad.

          • I should venture further into the lap dance world and see what happens.

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