The Science Of Morning Wood Explained

by Bucky Beall on November 15, 2012

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Okay “science” you can explain why men wake up with pajamas full of hard dick every morning, but can you explain why Bucky Beall wakes up with an erection AND THEN IT STAYS FOR THE WHOLE DAY!

Any biologists or doctors who want to help me out meet me in the comments section, I can’t see a doctor as the only health coverage I’ve ever had is that old manager (who strangely was fired) who used to give me the free prostate check ups (miss those check ups, always gave me a good news, apparently I don’t have ass cancer AND  I’m told my prostate feels like jelly beans and love).

If you’re a dude and you’re wondering how come you gots a stiffy each and every morning watch this entertaining and educating video. Chicks if you’re curious why the guy you share a bed with is poking you in the back in his sleep check it out too.

Underneath is a video from Pornhub of how to take care of morning wood:


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