Thief Uses Giant Dildo To Smash Glass, Steal Gold Vibrator

by RICK RODAY on March 7, 2018

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Sex shop robberies are always a little interesting to me. I know the merchandise can be expensive and that makes them high value targets for theft, but what kind or resale value do ill-gotten sex toys really have. When it comes to dildos you want to know what you’re getting.

Objects that come in contact with your genitals are generally something you want to purchase from a reputable manufacturer and the best way to do that is to buy them from a licensed business. Selling stolen anal beads from the back of a truck using Craigslist seriously diminishes their value.

Regardless we still see the occasional brain trust break into a sex store, like one burglar who robbed Love Shop in Barcelona last month.

The man forced his way into the building and stole more than 39 thousand euros in merchandise including two 24-carat gold vibrators after using a sturdy dildo to smash the glass display case protecting them. How rude.

Someone once told me it’s impossible to judge someone until you’ve walked 1.6 kilometers in their shows. With that in mind it’s possible the Spanish man was simply trying to feed his family.

We once read about someone who tried to rob an adult store employee at gun point. After pulling his weapon on the cashier he demanded money, explaining he only needed $50 to buy his children food. After being told there was no money in the register, the robber grabbed an armful of sex toys and ran away. Apparently there’s a store that trades butt plugs for baby formula.

Given the man in Barcelona specifically targeted thousands of dollars of high end merchandise, he either has a huge family to feed or he’s just an opportunistic asshole.

According to police, between the CCTV security footage in the restaurant and the plethora of fingerprints the burglar left during his sloppy robbery, they should be able to identify a suspect quickly. The man also forgot to steal the proprietary chargers for the gold vibrators meaning he either has to come back for them or try to sell a few gently used sex toys in “as is” condition.

To be honest I’m not sure if gently used vibrators more valuable or less. I guess it depends on who you’re trying to sell them to.

Via metro.co.uk

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