Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Denise Richards (2004)

by Lola Byrd on July 20, 2017

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I want Denise Richards to write a tell-all book about her life with Charlie Sheen. I was a fan of Spin City back in the day when Charlie Sheen replaced Michael J. Fox as the lead of the show. Things were going so well for The Charles in the early aughts. At least it appeared that way in the media. Spin City was great and Two and a Half Men definitely had its moments.

Not only was his career pretty stellar in the early 2000s, but Charlie Sheen was married to Denise Richards. Clearly, the best thing to ever happen to him. BUT THEN HE WENT AND RUINED IT.

I read in an interview that Denise decided to pose for Playboy shortly after the birth of her daughter because she wanted people to know that when you’re a mother you’re still a sexual person. That stuff doesn’t just go away. Also, it appears her marriage to Sheen had started to hit a rough patch in 2004. She didn’t feel sexy and felt like she had something to prove.

Awwwww, so clearly bonehead Sheen cheated on her while she was pregnant, right? That’s what I got from that piece of information. What a douche!

Denise is pretty much the nicest person ever, though. After they broke up, Charlie had kids with Brooke Mueller and Denise ended up keeping those kids for a while because Charlie and Brooke were having a hard time with drugs. I don’t know many women who would happily take care of their ex’s new kids.

Even today, she’s helping Sheen rehabilitated his image with fun “we’re still a family” Instagram pictures. Sigh. You deserve better Denise Richards. You deserve better.

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  • Zach Becvar

    This article makes me think of two things:

    1) the uproar over Wild Things which had come out a few years prior to this and everybody going on about her make out scenes with Neve Campbell.
    2) How awful The World is Not Enough was and specifically her character being a nuclear physicist named Christmas Jones (probably just to get the one liner at the end of the film). Such a horribly written character and movie.

    It also reminds me of how she and Sheen were kind of like a proto-Bennifer or Brangelina. At least that is how I remember them being portrayed until shit hit the fan.

    • 1. Generations to come will still be fapping it to that scene in Wild Things.
      2. I don’t remember The World is Not Enough being that bad. Well, I don’t remember much from that movie to be honest. What was the one liner at the end of the movie?
      3. Sigh. Now we don’t even have Brangelina.

      • Zach Becvar

        The one liner at the end of the movie was “I was wrong about you. I thought Christmas only came once a year.”

        • Oh God, I just rolled my eyes at the computer screen.

  • Cody111811

    Yummy. Always thought she was yummy.

  • Shhen cooties are like the 90’s early 2000’s version of Bieber cooties. Those aren’t gonna wash off. She’s lucky she didn’t get H.I.V. from him.

    And like Zach said The World Is Not Enough was terrible. Thank you Daniel Craig for saving James Bond.

    • Who’s going to be the next James Bond?

      • Looks like Daniel Craig is coming back

        • Really? But they keep announcing a new bond. Ugh.

  • Mark Simkulet

    I loved her character in Drop Dead Gorgeous. She has a scene near the end where she’s singing “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” while dancing around with a poorly-made Jesus mannequin that is just hilarious. I seem to like her best when she’s playing an unintentionally funny character (like in Starship Troopers).

    • Haha, I had forgotten about that scene (I just watched it on Youtube). She’s pretty good in those kinds of movies. Starship Troopers will remain a cult favorite.

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