Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Susan (1977)

by Lola Byrd on May 18, 2017

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Oh man, the past was so great! This photoshoot is how you do Halloween. Don’t fuck around, just dress a woman up as a sexy scarecrow and call it a day. Don’t forget to finish the night off by taking a sponge bath in an old timey washing tub by the light of your oil lamp.

Wait, whaaa- Was this photoshoot taken in 1977 or 1877? The orange background on the cover pic screams 1977, but the lasso and studded saddled scream Wild Wild West.

Apparently, Susan likes it that way. She likes to think of herself as the reincarnation of a dance hall girl:

“Imagine having been one of a few girls in a saloon full of men who hadn’t seen a woman for six months or a year,” she told us. “All those lean, suntanned guys wearing boots, chaps and six-guns. Maybe it’s a good thing I’m not a dance hall girl. The way I go crazy for cowboys, I’d never be able to take their money.”

Not bad, as far as fantasies go, but I’m pretty happy living in a century that has electricity and indoor plumbing. My idea of the West is The Three Amigos and/or Blazzing Saddles. I doubt the cowboy life is anything like those two movies, though.

I don’t get people who romanticize the past. Life was hard, yo. Also, racism and stuff. Seriously, I’ve been watching Legends of Tomorrow and there isn’t one time period they can go to in the past where Jefferson doesn’t have to face some sort of truly horrible racism. Time travel isn’t easy when you’re black.

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