Top 5: Boobs On True Blood

by Lola Byrd on July 23, 2011

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I cancelled my subscription to HBO because I don’t get paid enough…cough…cough…hint…hint… but with the Internet I need never fear missing out on my favourite TV shows. It’s an amazing world we live in when you can spend your evening downloading or streaming your way to boob-vision heaven.

Oh yeahhh, that’s exactly what I did last night when I caught up with the new season of True Blood. Only four episodes in and it has been amazing. Amazing, I say! Boobs, blood, and all the supernatural hunks and babes a girl could ask for.

Vampires might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but with any show that plays on HBO you are guaranteed to get an eye full of tits and ass. Lots of people complain about the gratuitous nudity on this cable network, but I say, fuck them and their higher moral ground and enjoy the tits while you can, get an eyeful of their tit content in this, my list of the top five boobs on True Blood.

5. Naomi played by Vedette Lim

Season four of True Blood started off with a bang. Tara’s character found herself in the arm of a new lesbian lover who kicks ass and has a great pair of small tits. I can’t wait to see more of this babe as the season unfolds.

4. Amy Burley played by Lizzy Caplan

Ever get surprised when an actress who isn’t known for her knocking bod gets undressed and she has amazing tits? Well, that’s exactly what happened when I saw Lizzy Caplan nude up in the first season of season of True Blood.

3. Crystal Norris played by Lindsay Pulsipher

Lindsay Pulsipher (what a horrible last name for an actress) might play a sociopath who turns into a panther, but she looks mighty sweet while doing it.

2. Yvette played by Natasha Alam

Eric the Viking and vampire might make my knees weak, but it’s the lovely lady all tied up behind him that gave boners to a majority of Americans when she took on the role of a striper on the second season of this A-MA-zing vampire show.

1. Sookie Stackhouse played by Anna Paquin

Sweet Sookie Stackhouse, all the supernatural hunks in Bon Temps go nuts for this petite telepathic fairy. Who knew dying her hair blond would turn Anna Paquin into a sex goddess?! Signing up to do this show is the best decision she ever made.

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