Unpopular Opinion: Sex on the Beach is a Bad Idea All Around

by Alpha Harlot on July 29, 2017

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When romance strikes, sometimes it’s hard to keep your dick in your pants. As a lifelong fan of public sex, I totally get it. There have been times where I’ve had to sneak away from the dinner table to get it on in the bathroom with my date (or by myself, if I’m being honest). Even uber sluts like myself have their limits though.

My hardest limit happens to be no sex on the beach.

It’s terrible.

Sandy vulvas aren’t fun for anyone, especially the person who owns the vulva. I think it’s happened to me three times and that’s just about enough for this lifetime.

My go to fix for this is sex in water, which is my obviously my favorite thing to do.

Before we get to the actual point of this whole post, here’s a clip of Tysen Rice longboarding in the sunshine and getting fucked in the sand. She’s hot, so is the weather but then the sand shows up and makes me realize that this is all fantasy. Again, don’t try this at home.

A British couple vacationing in Thailand didn’t keep a lookout when the mood hit them. They went into the ocean and started doing the dirty. People on the beach didn’t take kindly to the live sex show and called the cops.

By the time the cops arrived, the man had disengaged his peen, but hadn’t put his bathing suit back on. The woman tried to swim away, but didn’t get too far.

Here’s a video of what went down when the cops got there. Have I mentioned how much I hate censored videos? No? Well I hate them a lot #ShowMeThePenis

The couple was arrested and charged with public indecency and were fined for their indiscretion. The only reason why they didn’t get charged with having sex in public was because no one had filmed them while they were in the ocean. That’s a little too close for comfort, methinks.

Are you Peepz into sex in the sand? Let me know all the dirty details in the comments! Bonus points for steamy stories.

Source: The Mirror

Image: Charisma Cappelli in Big Boobed Beach by Brazzers

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