We’re Moving To Anal Alaska

by Joy Topaz on August 13, 2010

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If we ever need to make another midnight move in the US and aren’t sure what state we should flee to, we now have just the map to guide us.

Online Sex Toy store, MyPleasure, compiled their sales data for all things ass related to figure out what state buys the most anal toys. For obvious reasons, our first guess was DC. But it we were wrong. The main purchaser of butt plugs, prostate massagers, anal beads, wands and probes is none other than Alaska. Vermont and New Hampshire are a close second.

We’re not sure what to make of this. On the one hand we want to move to Alaska immediately. On the other hand, what if it’s just one guy stock piling all of the anal sex toys? A lone figure who has been working in seclusion buying up the worlds ass shoving products and keeping them in his shed? What if he one day wants to take over the world and plans to use the anal toys as his armory?

Fuck it. We’re still ready to take a chance.

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