We’re Starting A Hot Girl Farm

Gaelle Garcia Diaz. We love how that name just drips off the tongue and drops right into our jeans. If Gaelle is what happens when Spanish and Begiums fuck, we are going to have to start our own breeding farm. Immediately. We’ll serve Belgian waffles and Paella and everyone will be beautiful and naked and happy and we won’t be able to understand them when they say things like, “Stop leering, you’re creeping us out” because it will be in Spanish or Dutch or whatever it is they speak in Belgium.

Anyway, on the tail of learning about naked workplace hazards in the porn educational video, we are a little worried for Gaelle’s vagina in the first two images. Splinters aren’t a good thing.