Women Arrested For Parking Lot Jilling Off

by Bucky Beall on November 17, 2010

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For this week’s update on sex and porn weird criminal behavior news, we have the cops arresting a woman masturbating in a van outside of an Illinois hotel, where she was staying with her children. Don’t worry they didn’t arrest her for getting jiggy with herself, they found a loaded unlicensed handgun in her vehicle, so she was pulled in for that.

The police just happened to be driving by when they spotted Vikki Myers’ naked frame bobbing up and down through the van window, so like any man with a dick and a badge they decided to investigate. Myser’s initially claimed to be changing her clothes but the stench of pussy juice and the sex toys spread around, clued the popo to what she was doing and she then admitted she came out to the parking lot to masturbate in privacy away from her kids. She also told them about the handgun she had in the dash for some reason and that is what they brought her in on.

A story we have up that’s getting a lot of notice and feedback , the “somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat” post has an update. We earlier related to you all about the sophisticated beautiful flower, Melissa Lee Williams, who threatened two men at knife point for some cunnilingus – which they were unable to perform on her due to her toxic vag fumes. Think of how terrible those cunt vapors must have been if they were unable to eat some some hairpie to literally save their lives!

Ms. Williams was sentenced this week to 90 days in the slammer for assault. If you want to send her marriage proposals to her in jail, mail them in care of South Central Regional Jail, West Virgina.

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